Dicter Scale Ruler

Introducing the Dicter Scale - a cheeky novelty wooden ruler that adds a dash of humour to any gathering! This playful conversation starter features a uniquely calibrated measurement scale that's sure to boost confidence and spark laughter. Crafted from wood with hand-drawn markings, this gag gift puts a comedic spin on traditional measurement tools. Perfect for bachelor parties, birthdays, or any occasion calling for light-hearted fun. The ruler's special scale creates an entertaining optical illusion that's guaranteed to amuse. While it may not be suitable for actual measurements, it excels at its true purpose - delivering laughs and lifting spirits. This adult novelty item makes for a memorable gift that will have everyone chuckling. Please note: This is strictly a novelty item and should not be used for actual measurements.